Phoenix SC

Mojang:oh no we can't add sharks and crocodile. Mojang:adds a box that gets tortured its whole life

btw I left this on overnight and I'm still flying (~y 13400000)

99 cigarettes

this ties in nicely with the current twitter debate of "should minecraft go back to having 10000 block wide oceans". the answer is "yes, now that we have a star wars hyperdrive"

bedrock speedrunner here, this map is awful and completely demonstrates the fact that bedrock players are seen as nothing more than cash cows by Microsoft and Co. everyone involved in this should be embarassed by what they've created. this is nothing more than a soulless cash grab that fails to appeal to any demographic. check out Bedrock Ranked if you actually want to get into speedrunning, it's free and made with passion, unlike this slop.

mojang should remove mending, and then add a new enchantment called monding which does the exact same thing.

It's Stasis from Breath of the Wild

People talk about cauldrons not behaving like water when that’s simply because they were added before you could water-log blocks, so the functionality didn’t exist yet. SHOULD cauldrons behave like actual water though..?

I think we found Two-Face’s origin story

2022: real or cake 2026: block or sulfer cube

Put them on a lead and you’ve just got this year’s April Fools update.

I hope this is NEVER fixed Edit: FIRST PEGGED COMMENT TY

"You may not rest now. There are lawyers nearby."

removing mending would be like removing right to repair oh wait, that's already happening.

I know exactly what my friends are going to LOVE hearing when this fully drops

Microsoft is absolutely obsessed with AI even if it's losing them money, so I wouldn't be surprised

Microsoft: Got your ID! Fans: Got your source code!

Au contraire, that is not ONE millimetre, but is actually 62.5 mm, due to it still being a pixel tall :)

I like how this displays the hairy ball theorem

as an architect student, it saddens me so much that they didn't even went out of their way to find someone to properly sketch this out. This looks like such a fun sketch to make :/

They made the copper golem loading screen so detailed because they knew you’d be seeing it for a while

So this is how Queen Elizabeth lived for so long. Very informative!

"Hey, speedrunners, is this good?" "No." "They clearly dont know what theyre talking about."

yeah that's what I would've did

Next patch: "fixed glitch where sulfer cube can wear boots"

Imagine the lag

Springlocking an enderman is actually insane

Sulfur cubes truly are 'sul'ffering.

Imagine you see a man jumping from his apartment and landing on a glass of water

If you wanna get this video taken down quicker, change Microsoft to Microslop

why does the concept of an obsidian cube sound so familiar to me..

It's on Internet Archive as "Minecraft Legacy Console Source Code"

if mojang removes mending im going to manually add the unbreakable tag to every item i use

Honestly, the cubes bouncing around almost looks like a fountain of raw eggs. Certainly didn’t have that on my bucket list

So it's a String Argument

Truly Microslop is the biggest example of "THIS IS MY IP TO SIT ON AND DO NOTHING WITH"

It’s the FreezeFlame galaxy from Mario Galaxy.

"Sir, the old men are erupting"

26.1: New baby textures yay! ❤🥹 26.2: Literal war crimes

"So eventually, he stopped thinking."

Using AI for promotional material for a whole in-person "immersive experience" is just giving me flashbacks to the Glasgow Willy Wonka incident.

Tools being impermanent made sense when the best piece of gear you could make was an unenchanted diamond pickaxe. Nowadays we have things like maces, elytras, and swift sneak which can only be obtained from rare structures. If they actually believed this argument, then why don't elytras break when they run out of durability?

Prop hunt be like

It went from a solid to a liquid

Let's all remember that Microsoft is asking people for their IDs. We're gonna see a lot more hacks and leaks in future.

Not resetting the spawn is so super useful especially when you want to skip the night without when heading towards a location far away from their spawn.

Literally a Jojo stand

“Fix bedrock mojang” was apparently interpreted as “fix beds”

I can't believe they made the dream luck mod official.

Okay listen. Do this again but cover the entire void area with beds but put chests on top of those beds except for a small area so the chests are invisible until it's too late

Let's be real if they remove mending it will be modded back in the very next day

Now put sulfur cubes on happy ghasts so they travel with blocks on them

"Now you can speedrun Java Edition in Bedrock!" No, Mojang. This is "babby's first cheated speedrun".

99 totems versus /kill repeating command block

Unmentioned is that even without the frost walker enchantment, using a Sulfur Cube and a pig will now be the fastest way to travel along a nether highway.

this would be amazing with my repeating ender dragon heads on a note block and bells spamming

the class when you pull out gum

MC-308488 is resolved as "Cannot Reproduce" because we found that attribute swapping can still be performed in Pre-Release 2, but it's much harder and more inconsistent, and does not apply to spears.

"Who approved this map for the Marketplace?" Merl: "I don't know."

Mojan: we removed the sulfure cube since nuclear bombs are harmful for children

5:23 That is Dr. Trayaurus to you, good sir.

3 wheat = bread. 3 haybales = bread block

that one thing in smash where you beat up the sand bag and try to launch it as far as you can

The guy who coded the sulphur block must feel like Oppenheimer right now

"Now i am become death, destroyer of biomes" -Blockeheimer

So essentially it just completes mitosis 3.4 nice

Multiple Grians were hurt in the making of this video

So if you’re falling, just spit?

Sulfur Cubes are technically [TITLE CARD] when you put a block in them

a parkour map where some blocks are real and the rest are sulfur cubes would be crazy

you can have flowing lava and flowing water (flowing down) next to each other even without tick freeze

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious sh*t."

Iron atoms in a magnetic field:

Gonna hide one of these in my helicopter build for ambiance

Close enough. Welcome back, Dio Edit: holy shit that's a lot of likes

There are two people here: Stasis from BOTW Kraftwork/Arts & Crafts from JJBA

Wait, does that mean you could stack milk and a sulfer cube together in one bucket

Us: ADD THIS MOJANG PLEASE Mojang: ok I gotchu Us: wait what

Why are they even trying to recreate Java speedrunning in a game that's fundamentally different from Java? That's honestly kind of embarrasing.

Okay y'all gotta know that pressing "ESC" on keyboard is the exact same as "B" on controller. For some reason, that didn't also quit the tutorial! EDIT: So Microsoft has just started taking down posts regarding the leak. I will miss all of you. o7

Wait, doesn't the Totem of Undying give you fire resistance?

0:21 technically, every update is in fact, game changing.

This is Grian’s punishment for not finishing the back of his builds

they removed one block entity because they added another

The first two look like standard quick / slapdash Photoshop work, but the Minecrafty parts of that third one definitely have genAI artifacts

Let's start using strings as cocaine (the same as we use redstone dust as blood) for them to change it back.

"Jarvis , add b52 carpet bombing to minecraft"

If we get carpeted stairs, we might be able to have light blue carpeted waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs.

"Oh Boy, I sure Hope my Cake doesnt Get Eaten" The Inconspicous Line of ants:

The "you were supposed to be a hero, Brian" meme has a chance to become reality now and I can't tell if that would be a good or a bad thing

I can already see so many minigames with those cubes 😭😭😭

Sulfuhh, the element of indecision

Microsoft: no more 2b2t 4chan: here's their source code everyone...

“Hey bro you gonna eat that?” “Hey bro you gonna eat that?” “Hey bro you gonna eat that?”

Take this Enderman! 20 meter radius.. ARROW SPLASH!

Comments: 1% - video 99 % - grian

This is just torture at this point bruh😭🙏 OMG THANK YOU FOR 1K!

I wish they let us use banners for bed blankets

this implies that sulfur cubes have really tiny feet

This would make for a much faster trip to the farlands

Me when I spit on the floor and bro genuinely clutches:

"For 16 dollars, you too can speedrun the game!" "I can already speedrun the game, it's called playing the fucking game???"

So glad they finally added the long requested shairs to the game

"I made them go through their barrier" World cutting slash arrows are cheating i think

Wow that jumping waxed lightly weathered cut copper block would look even cooler as a jumping waxed lightly weathered cut copper stair.

I read Creaming a Million Sulfur Cube 💀

How to speedrun Minecraft Bedrock Edition: Step 1: Create a world Step 2: Speedrun Why in the world does this map even exist? There is no such thing as 'bringing speedrunning to Bedrock'. It was already there to begin with. This map is an embarrassment.

The thing is I genuinely don’t know if this is his typical shenanigans or an actual gameplay feature.

Bro got frost-burned

7:35 “How can we turn this into a weapon” THEY’RE LEARNING

2:15 if you don't have a public following, erroneous copyright strikes don't just "take longer" to resolve. Speaking from experience, as someone who had a small channel that got nuked by 3 simultaneous false copyright strikes, without any kind of community backing you can never get your channel reinstated. Doesn't matter if you contact them or youtube support, even a small monetized channel will still get ignored. It's only through hiring a real lawyer or through mass public outcry. Copyright is abused so heavily and YouTube still does nothing.

This is what Oppenheimer warned us about

The Big Sulfur Bang Theory confirmed!

Should be called "Truman Show Addon"

Did they miss the part where its a tripwire, they know your not ment to see a tripwire right?

There's a mod called "Enchanting System Overhaul" that makes it so you use actual items to unlock related enchantments. Blaze and Nether stuff for Fire Aspect, etc. So much better than the RNG stuff.

Isn't the default use of string on the ground for tripwires? Wouldn't we want tripwire traps to be less obvious? Maybe next they will make the hiss of tnt louder and add a 2 minute delay before it triggers so nobody will get scared.

"Beds are no longer block entities to reduce lag" "We added another block entity for whatever reason"

Besides the AI slop, they're building that shit on a nature reserve. A nature reserve. The company that won't add features because real animals MIGHT be affected is building a theme park on top of a nature reserve. The light pollution alone is going to be awful, to say nothing of construction debris, guest littering, runoff, and deforestation.

1:05 I'm not entirely sure why I feel this way, but seeing a Minecraft bed so far away feels weird to me.

Mojang: so we added carpet bombing

The idea to put dogsong at the end was comedy GOLD

That is one way to annoy a friend in a survival world... just a bunch of them underground

A geezer is an old man. A guyzer is a water volcano

Schrodinger's Cube

Player used earthquake: Its super effective! OH MY PC: fainted

I think the reason it's getting axed now specifically comes down to the fact Mojang seems to be on a streak of rewriting foundational systems to prepare the game for the future (cuz let's be real, a lot of older Minecraft features need to be reworked). So I think this could be a sign similar to how the switch from OpenGL to Vulkan allows for JE Vibrant Visuals, and we might see something in the future on that level applied to PvP

8:41 given that they said “first we mine, then we craft” at the finale of the first film they seem very willing to play into the memes

Mojang: We added geysers for natural beauty Phoenix: Carpet bombing, got it

''In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a totem pop, Steve is effectively immortal"

They absolutely should allow us to put saddles on sulfur cubes

when 2bt2 updates to 26.1.2,they will experience Hell 2

Put an infestation/ oozing potion em and watch a new army arise from the leftovers

He become the yin-yang

imagine you're sweating balls cuz you're falling then your sweat saves you

a more vanilla-style idea for carpeted stairs: if you literally place the carpet on top of the stair, the carpet model morphs to fit the stair below it, like how fences and stairs themselves morph to fit their surroundings

Atoms when you heat them up

Hmmmmmmmmm........ https://youtu.be/XXQK6rIuqTQ

"he painted of himself painting a painting of him painting a painting".

5:20 bro reached light speed and warped a chunk

damn since they're probably going to explode in the end AND stack to 16 thats going to make haybales even better for speedrunning

Easiest way to tell: The top textures all have a uniform orientation.

2:41 yep, it's AI. Blocks out of the grid, denoiser blur, all of it.

Mojang: adds feature Everyone: has fun with said feature Mojang: absolutely not

WAXED LIGHTLY WEATHERED CUT COPPER SULFIDE STAIRS! NOW!!!!

5:42 Good luck getting that through airport security

The honored one

From an outside perspective attribute swapping seems like such an OP "mechanic" I'm surprised it didn't get patched earlier. it basically removes the only drawbacks of weapons and makes pvp extra convoluted.

its just like the chickens locking in when they see the wheat and forming a single face

0:47 eren and the rumbling

Wait “to end all updates” End updates End update revealed by PhoenixSC. It’s bombs

Even the world is trying to escape my builds

“OHHHHH MY PCCCCCC”

Should’ve given the sword Knockback 255 too

Hes sulfuring it so good

From a Swedish developer singlehandedly creating this masterpiece of a game with love, to such a corporate slop Minecraft has become

Not with solid blocks...but liquid... Solid...liquid... What a thrill...

SOLID and LIQUID sulfur cubes?.. What a thrill...

shit bro does in prop hunt after saying "that ain't me"

JonixSC: "Listen to me, Jostevero. The secret to Endio's stand is time-" Endio: "Za WARUDO!!"

I think it'd be a good idea where if you place carpet on top of stairs it would automatically adjust to them, and it'd just be carpet on stairs instead of adding new blocks

Am I the only one who thought to just… get out of the bed before I finishing sleeping in it so I don’t accidentally break it? You get a good few seconds to react.

You just violated a surfer cube

Bro felt a mini version of inf void