Phoenix SC

Mojang:oh no we can't add sharks and crocodile. Mojang:adds a box that gets tortured its whole life

btw I left this on overnight and I'm still flying (~y 13400000)

99 cigarettes

this ties in nicely with the current twitter debate of "should minecraft go back to having 10000 block wide oceans". the answer is "yes, now that we have a star wars hyperdrive"

mojang should remove mending, and then add a new enchantment called monding which does the exact same thing.

It's Stasis from Breath of the Wild

People talk about cauldrons not behaving like water when that’s simply because they were added before you could water-log blocks, so the functionality didn’t exist yet. SHOULD cauldrons behave like actual water though..?

I think we found Two-Face’s origin story

Put them on a lead and you’ve just got this year’s April Fools update.

I hope this is NEVER fixed Edit: FIRST PEGGED COMMENT TY

"You may not rest now. There are lawyers nearby."

removing mending would be like removing right to repair oh wait, that's already happening.

Microsoft is absolutely obsessed with AI even if it's losing them money, so I wouldn't be surprised

Microsoft: Got your ID! Fans: Got your source code!

Au contraire, that is not ONE millimetre, but is actually 62.5 mm, due to it still being a pixel tall :)

I like how this displays the hairy ball theorem

I know exactly what my friends are going to LOVE hearing when this fully drops

as an architect student, it saddens me so much that they didn't even went out of their way to find someone to properly sketch this out. This looks like such a fun sketch to make :/

So this is how Queen Elizabeth lived for so long. Very informative!

Next patch: "fixed glitch where sulfer cube can wear boots"

Imagine the lag

Springlocking an enderman is actually insane

Sulfur cubes truly are 'sul'ffering.

Imagine you see a man jumping from his apartment and landing on a glass of water

If you wanna get this video taken down quicker, change Microsoft to Microslop

It's on Internet Archive as "Minecraft Legacy Console Source Code"

if mojang removes mending im going to manually add the unbreakable tag to every item i use

So it's a String Argument

Honestly, the cubes bouncing around almost looks like a fountain of raw eggs. Certainly didn’t have that on my bucket list

Truly Microslop is the biggest example of "THIS IS MY IP TO SIT ON AND DO NOTHING WITH"

It’s the FreezeFlame galaxy from Mario Galaxy.

"Sir, the old men are erupting"

26.1: New baby textures yay! ❤🥹 26.2: Literal war crimes

Using AI for promotional material for a whole in-person "immersive experience" is just giving me flashbacks to the Glasgow Willy Wonka incident.

Prop hunt be like

Tools being impermanent made sense when the best piece of gear you could make was an unenchanted diamond pickaxe. Nowadays we have things like maces, elytras, and swift sneak which can only be obtained from rare structures. If they actually believed this argument, then why don't elytras break when they run out of durability?

It went from a solid to a liquid

Not resetting the spawn is so super useful especially when you want to skip the night without when heading towards a location far away from their spawn.

“Fix bedrock mojang” was apparently interpreted as “fix beds”

Okay listen. Do this again but cover the entire void area with beds but put chests on top of those beds except for a small area so the chests are invisible until it's too late

Literally a Jojo stand

99 totems versus /kill repeating command block

Mojan: we removed the sulfure cube since nuclear bombs are harmful for children

this would be amazing with my repeating ender dragon heads on a note block and bells spamming

the class when you pull out gum

5:23 That is Dr. Trayaurus to you, good sir.

The guy who coded the sulphur block must feel like Oppenheimer right now

that one thing in smash where you beat up the sand bag and try to launch it as far as you can

"Now i am become death, destroyer of biomes" -Blockeheimer

3 wheat = bread. 3 haybales = bread block

So if you’re falling, just spit?

Sulfur Cubes are technically [TITLE CARD] when you put a block in them

a parkour map where some blocks are real and the rest are sulfur cubes would be crazy

you can have flowing lava and flowing water (flowing down) next to each other even without tick freeze

MC-308488 is resolved as "Cannot Reproduce" because we found that attribute swapping can still be performed in Pre-Release 2, but it's much harder and more inconsistent, and does not apply to spears.

Close enough. Welcome back, Dio Edit: holy shit that's a lot of likes

There are two people here: Stasis from BOTW Kraftwork/Arts & Crafts from JJBA

Okay y'all gotta know that pressing "ESC" on keyboard is the exact same as "B" on controller. For some reason, that didn't also quit the tutorial! EDIT: So Microsoft has just started taking down posts regarding the leak. I will miss all of you. o7

Iron atoms in a magnetic field:

Wait, doesn't the Totem of Undying give you fire resistance?

Multiple Grians were hurt in the making of this video

0:21 technically, every update is in fact, game changing.

Gonna hide one of these in my helicopter build for ambiance

Let's start using strings as cocaine (the same as we use redstone dust as blood) for them to change it back.

"Jarvis , add b52 carpet bombing to minecraft"

"Oh Boy, I sure Hope my Cake doesnt Get Eaten" The Inconspicous Line of ants:

I can already see so many minigames with those cubes 😭😭😭

The "you were supposed to be a hero, Brian" meme has a chance to become reality now and I can't tell if that would be a good or a bad thing

Microsoft: no more 2b2t 4chan: here's their source code everyone...

Take this Enderman! 20 meter radius.. ARROW SPLASH!

I wish they let us use banners for bed blankets

This is Grian’s punishment for not finishing the back of his builds

Me when I spit on the floor and bro genuinely clutches:

“Hey bro you gonna eat that?” “Hey bro you gonna eat that?” “Hey bro you gonna eat that?”

Comments: 1% - video 99 % - grian

this implies that sulfur cubes have really tiny feet

Wow that jumping waxed lightly weathered cut copper block would look even cooler as a jumping waxed lightly weathered cut copper stair.

Bro got frost-burned

2:15 if you don't have a public following, erroneous copyright strikes don't just "take longer" to resolve. Speaking from experience, as someone who had a small channel that got nuked by 3 simultaneous false copyright strikes, without any kind of community backing you can never get your channel reinstated. Doesn't matter if you contact them or youtube support, even a small monetized channel will still get ignored. It's only through hiring a real lawyer or through mass public outcry. Copyright is abused so heavily and YouTube still does nothing.

Did they miss the part where its a tripwire, they know your not ment to see a tripwire right?

Isn't the default use of string on the ground for tripwires? Wouldn't we want tripwire traps to be less obvious? Maybe next they will make the hiss of tnt louder and add a 2 minute delay before it triggers so nobody will get scared.

"Beds are no longer block entities to reduce lag" "We added another block entity for whatever reason"

The idea to put dogsong at the end was comedy GOLD

There's a mod called "Enchanting System Overhaul" that makes it so you use actual items to unlock related enchantments. Blaze and Nether stuff for Fire Aspect, etc. So much better than the RNG stuff.

A geezer is an old man. A guyzer is a water volcano

I think the reason it's getting axed now specifically comes down to the fact Mojang seems to be on a streak of rewriting foundational systems to prepare the game for the future (cuz let's be real, a lot of older Minecraft features need to be reworked). So I think this could be a sign similar to how the switch from OpenGL to Vulkan allows for JE Vibrant Visuals, and we might see something in the future on that level applied to PvP

Player used earthquake: Its super effective! OH MY PC: fainted

That is one way to annoy a friend in a survival world... just a bunch of them underground

They absolutely should allow us to put saddles on sulfur cubes

''In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a totem pop, Steve is effectively immortal"

Put an infestation/ oozing potion em and watch a new army arise from the leftovers

He become the yin-yang

Hmmmmmmmmm........ https://youtu.be/XXQK6rIuqTQ

Atoms when you heat them up

damn since they're probably going to explode in the end AND stack to 16 thats going to make haybales even better for speedrunning

2:41 yep, it's AI. Blocks out of the grid, denoiser blur, all of it.

Mojang: adds feature Everyone: has fun with said feature Mojang: absolutely not

5:20 bro reached light speed and warped a chunk

5:42 Good luck getting that through airport security

The honored one

its just like the chickens locking in when they see the wheat and forming a single face

Even the world is trying to escape my builds

Wait “to end all updates” End updates End update revealed by PhoenixSC. It’s bombs

From a Swedish developer singlehandedly creating this masterpiece of a game with love, to such a corporate slop Minecraft has become

shit bro does in prop hunt after saying "that ain't me"